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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.
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12. 05. 2019

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tom quigley
tom quigley Před 5 hodinami
trump now claiming to be "the chosen one" and "the second coming" - thinks he's god.
Diplomatic Toilet
Diplomatic Toilet Před 16 hodinami
He did something right to not be completely bankrupt right now
reasons unknown
reasons unknown Před dnem
Be Best?? That doesn't make any sense.
Andrew Mendoza
Andrew Mendoza Před 13 dny
bruh trump fr fine wit these ppl shooting immigrants
Pipe Tunes
Pipe Tunes Před 13 dny
Drumpf murdered 22 people in El Paso
Kavin Hepfer
Kavin Hepfer Před 15 dny
GIVE ME A JOB SNL,I'M SMART,WITTY AND WORK FOR PEANUTS ..AND BY GOD.. I LIKE MYSELF ..DAILY AFFIRMATIONS. LONE☆
Hang with Denny
Hang with Denny Před 24 dny
They dont serve beef with brocoli in China.
DAV!D&CLARA
DAV!D&CLARA Před měsícem
Intelligence and Eric trump, rarely see those two things in a sentence.
Duncan Lockwood
Duncan Lockwood Před měsícem
I mean Fox was right, in a bad way.
Noah CoC
Noah CoC Před měsícem
Trump is so fuckin stupid oh my God
Jess C.
Jess C. Před měsícem
I hope every future history book shows him exclusively in black and white. Otherwise, future history classrooms will be riddled with endless questions about why his face looked like that.
salas7146
salas7146 Před měsícem
The Trump's family are big criminal liar's 😡😠
OnePastelPineapple
OnePastelPineapple Před měsícem
This is the thing I can relate to the most, 2:41. Its true
Nick The dick
Nick The dick Před měsícem
And this is relevant now because.....?
Mike Campos
Mike Campos Před měsícem
bunch of non-funny snowflakes that can't stop crying you lost,tell loren to get his head out of hillary's ass
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
lol...Democrats digging up news from 25 years ago thinking its original. Everyone in Atlantic City lost a ton of money in the casino business at the time. Its called capitalism and business. Stalin would be so proud of the American liberal media and entertainment industry
Nero Lightning Lynx
Nero Lightning Lynx Před měsícem
That guy in the audience was 100% right just shoot invaders
Serena Zhang
Serena Zhang Před měsícem
“And how do you handle these immigrants?” “SHOOT THEM!!!!!!”
Tom Yeo
Tom Yeo Před 2 měsíci
I see a kook
Hogan Savoy
Hogan Savoy Před 2 měsíci
Bashing Trump stopped being funny...ummm... well... it never was to begin with.
CrisTeenWriter
CrisTeenWriter Před 2 měsíci
3:03 watch the little girl who was forced to stand behind trump for diversity’s sake. She bolted halfway through 😂
Coach Trini
Coach Trini Před 2 měsíci
Can’t wait til they come back!
Guri Singh
Guri Singh Před 2 měsíci
Love the colored folks in the back who were not smiling or enjoying being there.
Donna Woodford
Donna Woodford Před 2 měsíci
Many residents of Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, and Kentucky, etc. relocated to Florida. When I lived in the Panhandle, I heard people referring to the area as "Redneck Riviera".
Lara de Riedmatten
Lara de Riedmatten Před 2 měsíci
Is trump having a stroke or something? 😂😂
puppy squad-OMG
puppy squad-OMG Před 2 měsíci
I knew trump was dumb XD 😂 ItS TrUE
Luca D
Luca D Před 2 měsíci
Separately is misspelled in that Made in the USA tag
ai asjdkdk
ai asjdkdk Před 2 měsíci
hE's a BuSiNeSs mAn hE'LL kNoW hOw tO fiX tHe EcOnOmY
Flynn Zero
Flynn Zero Před 2 měsíci
I guess that’s what happens when you actually run businesses for a living. In contrast, Obama blew through $10T with not a thing to show for it and he NEVER ran a single thing. He barely even showed up to vote as a Senator. How’s that?
msreddick81
msreddick81 Před 2 měsíci
Did that mf say a cuke? Like the Vietnamese?? This mf is bat shit crazy
ThreePalmsII
ThreePalmsII Před 2 měsíci
Trump is a TRUE loser.
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
@ThreePalmsII You are so naive. These are illegal immigrants who are trying to circumvent our immigration laws. They arent being "tortured" at all. You know nothing but knee jerk emotion. like a typical liberal
ThreePalmsII
ThreePalmsII Před měsícem
@Charles Charlemagne if I wwre God I'd have you switch places with a migrant in o e our concentration camps. Simply to see if you could feel human empathy and learn decency.
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
@ThreePalmsII "tortures immigrants" Bwahahaha. What a sad sheep you are. Yes, "torturing" them by giving them food and shelter after trying to illegally enter our country. What other nation does that? How do you think you'd be treated if you tried to illegally enter Mexico? The conditions are deteriorating because they are coming in massive numbers. They are being lured here by you liberal freaks who promise them free healthcare and sanctuary cities. "Loses more money than any other human"...not too bright are ya? Ever heard of Wall street? You think they have a 100% success rate? Do you have any concept of what it means to invest for a living? And I could care less if Trump cheated on his wife 30 years ago. I vote based on issues, not personality. This isnt a personality contest. Wake up, sheep boy.
ThreePalmsII
ThreePalmsII Před měsícem
@Charles Charlemagne go support a guy that loses more money than any other human. That cheats on his wife and tortures migrants.
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
yup, billionaire and President...totally a loser. Not a winner like you...the pimply faced 20 year old who lives in mommy's basement.
Haakon Anderson
Haakon Anderson Před 2 měsíci
This shit put Trumptard Nation to shame! They be running to mommy after this!
Haakon Anderson
Haakon Anderson Před měsícem
@Charles Charlemagne awww, you need your mommy little girl? 😂🤣🔥💯🔥💯
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
its news from 25 years ago. Casino owners lose money when the market fluctuates. You must have an IQ in the toilet.
Loretta
Loretta Před 2 měsíci
Bitch, that’s from The Old Testament not your Immigration Debrief.
Steven H
Steven H Před 2 měsíci
Trump....still the president.
Susan Weisheit
Susan Weisheit Před 2 měsíci
So many laughs for so many sad reasons, thank you!
Amelia S
Amelia S Před 2 měsíci
1:46 AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA I love it...that is now one of my all time favorite lines ever. Colin was on fire today
Kelly Was here
Kelly Was here Před 3 měsíci
😂😂
Luis Avila
Luis Avila Před 3 měsíci
Hahah you liberal bitches still crying over 2016 hahaha
Russian Haker
Russian Haker Před 3 měsíci
Funny... But losing money in a business ventures is normal, thats the point - you try something what hasn't been tried before and very often you lose. Sometimes it called innovation, and yes, risk taking is a part of it...
Lupe Castillo
Lupe Castillo Před 3 měsíci
I'm sure you've heard that before
Lupe Castillo
Lupe Castillo Před 3 měsíci
Take it take it
Lupe Castillo
Lupe Castillo Před 3 měsíci
These two guys know the exact word of 69 I just don't know how many times they do it a week or rather a day
Ms. RayRay
Ms. RayRay Před 3 měsíci
I feel so bad for Melania
Sagar Wadgaonkar
Sagar Wadgaonkar Před 3 měsíci
How do those idiots on Fox and Friends sleep at night?
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
@Sagar Wadgaonkar " CSvid isn't a scientific or credible source of information."...you realize youtube is a platform where people share videos, right? You can literally youtube or google "CNN lies"...its not that hard. CSvid actually is a very credible source since you can use it to search for videos which will outline CNN's specific lies. I never said Russia never tried to interfere. They have been trying to hack our infrastructure for 15+ years. I said CNN has SPECIFICALLY said that there WAS collusion. Brian Stelter once said "We KNOW there was collusion but how much?"...its deliberately pushing a garbage narrative. Especially since the opposing candidate's campaign literally paid a do foreign agent to dig up russian dirt on Trump. If you dont think the NSA, CIA, and FBI are well aware of what Russia and other nations are trying to do, you are clueless. Trump has not scaled back any of their efforts. You have no idea what you are talking about. Its amazing how you can possibly think CNN is some beacon of honest or bipartisan journalism.
Sagar Wadgaonkar
Sagar Wadgaonkar Před měsícem
@Charles Charlemagne sorry CSvid isn't a scientific or credible source of information. Anyone who has passed the 6th grade knows that. But my question remains - show me a credible instance of CNN deliberately lying or fudging the facts. As for Russia, US intelligence services have repeatedly stated that Russia interfered in our election, which could be considered a deliberate attack on us. The President 's first duty is to protect the American people and the Constitution. Yet, he repeatedly refuses to take measures to protect the integrity of the 2020 election or to punish the Russians for their attack. At the very least its blatant dereliction of duty.
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
@Sagar Wadgaonkar Bwahahahaha. Was that a serious question? You are too lazy to search CSvid? It will probably be hard to find on google since the dedicated leftists will filter out the results but search youtube and you can find some obvious garbage they spew. The "russia collusion" they guaranteed the last 2 years in the most obvious propaganda. Open your eyes and do your own research.
Sagar Wadgaonkar
Sagar Wadgaonkar Před měsícem
@Charles Charlemagne please give an example of CNN propaganda. Thanks.
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
probably much better than the shameful propagandists at CNN
Dade Murphy
Dade Murphy Před 3 měsíci
Let law enforcement know when you see a COOK!
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
agreed...Hillary clinton
C.
C. Před 2 měsíci
There's one in my kitchen right now! 🍳😫
Brother Esquire
Brother Esquire Před 3 měsíci
That's not funny man. I lost one billion dollars too. Everybody was mad. It was a bunch of people around, holding sticks and using chalk. ...,.. Wait, wait....naw, my bad..... It wasn't one billion dollars, it was the number one billiard ball.
Joshua Weickum
Joshua Weickum Před 3 měsíci
Trump is one dumb bastard
addi stewart
addi stewart Před 3 měsíci
I swear i always thought melania was saying big breasts.
Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges
It’s around $2,000,000,000 in losses if you consider inflation since the 1990s.
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
yes I do troll my boy s in the 501st military Intelligence Brigade. you joey bag of dougnuts
Nate Davis
Nate Davis Před 3 měsíci
Fuxk Trump!
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
Good one you neckbearded liberal tool
Dazed Faze
Dazed Faze Před 3 měsíci
Damn I should be arrested then for the gookery I did at my gym
Russell Oaks
Russell Oaks Před 3 měsíci
Fake steele dossier? Yall lost (again). Get a grip.
EuroFrench
EuroFrench Před 3 měsíci
Twitter users or other social media users, if you follow tRump & want a streamlined, rapid response to his prolific horrid tweets (or to his complicit defenders) simply post this time-saving link as a response. www.psycom.net/narcissistic-personality-disorder-test
Charles Charlemagne
Charles Charlemagne Před měsícem
stop crying you stalinist loser
David Yeary
David Yeary Před 3 měsíci
Anybody on here ever own their own airline??? I didn't think so.
Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges
Nobody on here failed at running an airline either. Then again the wealth of a person shouldn’t be an argumentative point for their skill in the first place. Additionally, if only writers were allowed to criticize books where would the world be? Why should people who own airlines be the only people allowed to criticize a failed airline?
ekrupa2010
ekrupa2010 Před 3 měsíci
Why does the rally clip look like trump is standing in front of a cheap green screen?
GODZ STR8SHOOTER02
GODZ STR8SHOOTER02 Před 3 měsíci
Trump admitted to losing 1 billion back in the 90s. The NEW YORK TIMES did a story on him called The Comeback Kid after he got himself out of debt and gained billions from construction. You know who actually lost 1 billion dollars? Hillary Clinton. Thats how much she spent on a rigged election in her favor, with fraudulent votes and paid off politicians and the FAKE NEWS media giving her full support. And she STILL LOST to TRUMP! GOD thats got to Hurt you nutjob liberals really hard right in your fat unemployed asses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! #LOSERS.
Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges
Are you alright buddy? (Also any *viable* and *unbiased* sources on any of that?)
Josh Hawkesford
Josh Hawkesford Před 3 měsíci
Over 95% of people liked this video insulting Trump.. Weird how he got over 50% of the elec votes, hummm curious
Josh Hawkesford
Josh Hawkesford Před 2 měsíci
@Matthew Attacks You Im British so a little different here, thks for educating me =)
Matthew Attacks You
Matthew Attacks You Před 2 měsíci
He lost the popular vote, the majority of people in America didn't vote for him.
Melinda Crain
Melinda Crain Před 3 měsíci
Oh yeah, you can't beat beef and broccoli!
Mr. E
Mr. E Před 3 měsíci
more lies about the president.
j. berendt
j. berendt Před 3 měsíci
IQ 45 has to go!
Yvonne Michaels
Yvonne Michaels Před 3 měsíci
Notice his base is getting smaller...
Ben Houston
Ben Houston Před 3 měsíci
“Come on blonde lady..” lol
Joey murdaz Alotmore
Joey murdaz Alotmore Před 3 měsíci
You all forget why trump and trumpers are great for america. Once hes gone wr now kno who exactly is causing the hatred bigotry and insane idea of fighting a civil war to free people and then enslave them economically making them arm up n organize for survival. Erry step of the country is a 50/50 bluff and when called these people arent of the ilk of 1940s men. These 18 yr old today are on heron and dont have daddys hatreds. Your generation the greediest most self centered inconsiderate generations of all time just die off already. Havent youz done enough. Drop dead quicka
JakeGraceAndGlory
JakeGraceAndGlory Před 3 měsíci
Trump lost 1 billion dollars? Welcome to news in 1995 idiots. If you have 5 Billion dollars and lose 1 billion, you are still a billionaire. It's funny how libtards are just discovering news from 25 years ago. Trump is still a multibillionaire and it really doesn't matter how much excess money a person has, it matters what he is doing righteously for America, which is a lot.
numanumatard
numanumatard Před 3 měsíci
55th time wasn't actually a joke
Aaron Uribe
Aaron Uribe Před 3 měsíci
You’re gonna bash a businessperson for suffering losses on high risk moves?
Danny Nicolosi
Danny Nicolosi Před 3 měsíci
the art of the comeback
Gail Remp
Gail Remp Před 3 měsíci
I love this! And I am a FL native...
bigdrob54
bigdrob54 Před 3 měsíci
SNL really has gone downhill...funny to watch this morons forced laughter!
kj
kj Před 3 měsíci
Donald trump deserves a nap . And an extended vacation at one of his resorts . Please go away .
ElfBoi Productions
ElfBoi Productions Před 3 měsíci
I live in Florida and honestly, Floridians are mainly assholes lol
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
perfect is right
Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges
Geez buddy why not just put all your talking points in one comment? You know what, I’ll do the honors: Snl > bad People who don’t agree with me > bad Snl > pedofiles people who agree with me > perfect comedy show I dislike with > overpaid Do you have any sources? I’d love to see where these *brilliant* and *completely logical* opinions come from.
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
snl. the phedophile scum
Jennifer Hodges
Jennifer Hodges Před 3 měsíci
why do you think that they are pedophile scum
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
do America a favor..... execute a leftest troll
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
leftest pieces of shit
Aaron Hammon
Aaron Hammon Před 3 měsíci
how much these losers making ???
Grandma Bones
Grandma Bones Před 3 měsíci
Seems he's perfect for running a dangerous extortion racket that is HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS in debt.
Rejinald Palmer
Rejinald Palmer Před 3 měsíci
The boy at the bottom right at the Trump rally looks like they're visiting their aunt for the summer and she just dragged him there when he really wanted to make his action figures look like they're having sex.
Sulyeman Mehmet
Sulyeman Mehmet Před 3 měsíci
And how many businesses could have sprung back after such a business loss?? Not many, but Trump's did!! So, guess he really IS an incredibly wise entrepreneur!!
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