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Trump Is Waiting For Saudi Arabia To Tell Him Who To Attack

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America's top unintelligence official tweeted that he is awaiting direction from the Saudis before deciding on how and when to retaliate against the perpetrators of this weekend's drone strikes. #LSSC #Monologue #Colbert
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Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin Před 2 měsíci
I love when John chimes in with a short phrase from If I Only Had A Brain, beautifully done.
NaSsEr NAsSer
NaSsEr NAsSer Před 2 měsíci
Just to be clear,!! Saudis only Respond to Houthis militia missiles by aiming and destroying the place where these missiles have been fired from. The problem is Houthis coward religioned militia using civilians regions most of time
Abigail Smith
Abigail Smith Před 2 měsíci
Maybe #45 was being postmodern? 😂
Aname Withalstone
Aname Withalstone Před 3 měsíci
Ppl fron Iraq throw Syria to Lebanon care shit about you comedy they’re facing Irans kiling militia Hizb allah
Maurizia Cruz
Maurizia Cruz Před 3 měsíci
👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
Nameless Progressive Clone
The Late Show Monologue in 2025: "So... it's Monday. Umm... I got nothing." The media has become so reliant on Trump to get ratings, I can safely predict the end of CNN and MSNBC upon his presidency ending. All media outlets will continue to give Trump unlimited air time in 2020, guaranteeing his reelection. Some will pretend to be against him, but they know damn well he's the only reason they're on the air.
Thomas Tamir
Thomas Tamir Před 4 měsíci
Colbert is waiting for demorats and soros to tell him what to say.
Matthew Romero
Matthew Romero Před 4 měsíci
If America thinks even a moment in attacking Iran, the US will be destroyed from the world map by IRG and Allah Army. The USA is the weakest country in the world. In 1979, We got their diplomats and they said nothing. In 2016, we captured the US marines and NO ONE IN USA HAD DADRE TO SAY A THING. It's well known that in the world that the US scared of our Republic may Allah keep it good forever. May Allah bless Iran مرگ بر امريكا مرگ بر اسرائيل اگر آمریکا حتی یک لحظه به حمله به ایران فکر کند ، آمریکا توسط ارتش جمهوری اسلامی و ارتش از نقشه جهان نابود می شود. ایالات متحده آمریکا ضعیف ترین کشور جهان است. در سال 1979 ، ما دیپلمات های آنها را گرفتیم و آنها چیزی نگفتند. در سال 2016 ، تفنگداران دریایی ایالات متحده را اسیر كردیم و هیچ كس در ایالات متحده آمادگی جسورانه چیزی برای گفتن ندارد. به خوبی شناخته شده است که در جهان که ایالات متحده از جمهوری ما می ترسد ، ممکن است خداوند آن را برای همیشه حفظ کند. باشد که خداوند ایران را بیامرزد
muadhib001
muadhib001 Před 4 měsíci
No sentences from trump make sense anymore
Dumb TV
Dumb TV Před 4 měsíci
Even liberals and progressives want endless wars :(
Amos Naftali
Amos Naftali Před 4 měsíci
This isnt funny Stephen Colbert seems to think that Iran a terror state sponsoring country ally of Russia, China, North Korea should be messing with our allies in the Middle East, his show should be canceled.
Ace Diamonds
Ace Diamonds Před 4 měsíci
saudi arabia first.
FREE KASMIR SAVE THE WORLD
How much do you need Mr. P
G. P.
G. P. Před 4 měsíci
Trump is waiting for Saudi Arabia to tell him **whom** to attack.🤓
Missy Mckay
Missy Mckay Před 4 měsíci
Keep with the truth !
Six Figure
Six Figure Před 5 měsíci
I mean this host is the stupidest person by what he’s saying
Raymond Okou
Raymond Okou Před 5 měsíci
Thanks Heaven for Trump 😄
Martin Smith
Martin Smith Před 5 měsíci
Why can't Saudi Arabia defend itself with the billions of dollars of weapons the U.S. sold to them ???
JURGEN MARTIN Moller
JURGEN MARTIN Moller Před 5 měsíci
The Saudi Crown Prince MBS,, Mohamed Bone Saw- should take one of his bone saws and cut away Trumps bone spurs. So the Donald finally can join the military, and a remarkable alliance of USA, Saudi Arabia and Israel can attack Iran. Of course in the name of justice and democracy, wherein all three countries are experts.
common sense
common sense Před 5 měsíci
if trump said ,we gonna laugh , we will laugh everyday we will be tired of laughing , he is keeping his promise,
MAFIA
MAFIA Před 5 měsíci
Crazy how the bombed oil company had recently made plans to go public too.
Kim Seal
Kim Seal Před 5 měsíci
I can’t read any quote by Donald Trump without internally hearing it in Stephen Colbert’s Trump impersonation.
Stannous Flouride
Stannous Flouride Před 5 měsíci
I think that it will eventually come out that someone connected with this administration bought a bunch of oil futures contracts within the last 60 days. Looking at this chart www.barchart.com/futures/quotes/CL*0/historical-prices?page=all I just discovered that prices were generally steady with a slight fluctuation for the first 9 months of 2019 (with a very small decline in Aug & Sept) but have surged over the last week.
lilyme3
lilyme3 Před 5 měsíci
"in the history of any history." Oh COME ON Stephen! That was your TIME to make a LOTR joke!!! xDDD
djwaglmuffin
djwaglmuffin Před 5 měsíci
History of any history....he is from a parallel universe.
Nicoletta Ciccone
Nicoletta Ciccone Před 5 měsíci
People should know the arabs wahabbies are the masters of lies and manipulation and this stupid OrangeLard is following those terrorists.....shame on stupid Trump besides the arabas are not allies they want to kill, conquer and slave like in the old days, history speak volumes!!!!
Keallei
Keallei Před 5 měsíci
Okay. This is the 3rd time I’ve tried to watch this. I keep falling asleep in depression.
T Tara
T Tara Před 5 měsíci
Please explain to me how anyone can vote for a man who can snatch children away from their parents especially infants and small children and treat them like animals as if their lives don't matter... All lives matter... everyone is somebody special. Even a half baked President. What is the reward for treating people with cruelty? What if it was you on the receiving end being abused and mistreated?
amiho gatai
amiho gatai Před 5 měsíci
hey, if a man on a dialysis can coordinate an attack o the most expensive and most sophisticated security system in the world. the houthi rebels can do the same to people who paid trump a bunch of money to prove how bad a failure of a business man he is.
Dark Angel
Dark Angel Před 5 měsíci
5:06 As soon as I heard this I was like - whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Piedone21
Piedone21 Před 5 měsíci
We are locked and loaded waiting for orders from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
Thomas Panto
Thomas Panto Před 5 měsíci
Ameria set off car bombs in busy market places and blamed the citizens as our excuse for invading and murdering millions of people to enforce PEACE at gun point,
Piedone21
Piedone21 Před 5 měsíci
Remember the old days when dirty politics were done in secret? Trump is doing it in the open and gets away with it unbelievable
Cliff Hanley
Cliff Hanley Před 5 měsíci
From the standpoint of water.
Maria da Luz Moutinho
Maria da Luz Moutinho Před 5 měsíci
Lol está um espectáculo ...imita na perfeição Trump!! Ele é o maior da vida airada...Até parece que está na terra da Donaldandia e o petrodolar ....capa de revista ou até um filme onde um protagonista ganha um razzie!! Muito ele gosta de manobras de diversão e do gabar a cesta que parece querer ir a feira ...com maior arsenal militar!!
jan rees
jan rees Před 5 měsíci
Top unintelligence official. 🤣💚
Hong Fei Bai
Hong Fei Bai Před 5 měsíci
If you want to know why foreigners don't like the US...It's because we keep getting involved in their affairs.
Gary Holden
Gary Holden Před 5 měsíci
Trump to his bend over buddy, MBS - say it was Canada. I hate Canada, you hate Canadians. Buy a drone at bestbuy, stick a maple leaf on it and we'll fuckem over big time. Again.
johnmclane101
johnmclane101 Před 5 měsíci
Wow! Stephens schtick is getting really boring. He constantly attacks trump yet should be thanking him for giving him supposed "material" that his liberal lapdogs suck up from his nut juice!
Stephanie De La Cruz
Stephanie De La Cruz Před 5 měsíci
Ouch! 😜🤪🥰🥰🤯🤣
Fran C.
Fran C. Před 5 měsíci
Trump should go on that show are u Smarter Than a 5th Grader?.. his response would be " I'm the smartest 5th grader...in the History of any History!" LOL Jk 🤗😂🤣
Shaun Wayne
Shaun Wayne Před 5 měsíci
PLENTY OF OIL in America Seems like it needs some democracy :D
Akash Jha
Akash Jha Před 5 měsíci
So nobody gonna talk about how good the trump mimicry is ?
Denis N
Denis N Před 5 měsíci
Trump be signing(Africa/Toto): It's gonna take Iran a lot to drag oil away from you There's nothing that a hundred missiles or more could ever do I share the reigns with Araaaaabia! Gonna wait for them to tell me to do the things that should be done
Protomaker Black Sprint Original 3D Printer
Attack ~Iran #ww3
Protomaker Black Sprint Original 3D Printer
@afutla qian In the Money from Munitions
afutla qian
afutla qian Před 5 měsíci
On the money Stephen.
Thomas Tamir
Thomas Tamir Před 5 měsíci
Stephen, is It true that you wait for Soros to tell you what to do?
Duder
Duder Před 5 měsíci
This is stupid, fck trump and all ... but why criticize his unwillingness to go to war? I thought Colbert was anti-war... Trevor Noah is anti-trump but still praises him on the rare occasions he does good things. Colbert is way too partisan.
Jhonny Un poco loco Bravo
Jhonny Un poco loco Bravo Před 5 měsíci
So lets move onto the Saudia Arabia Collusion since we have nothing on him and dont mind Democrat Politicians scandals right liberals?!
zengara11
zengara11 Před 5 měsíci
well, Trump did sell a washington post journalist that got chopped up by a bone saw for telling the truth, and when asked if he would do something about it. He said "just take the money" I believe it was 5 times? At least repeatedly
Davinxi P
Davinxi P Před 5 měsíci
Joe Biden would have held America to its knees and let OPEC manipulate
Davinxi P
Davinxi P Před 5 měsíci
Guess Stephen was wrong and trump was right
waiotahi52
waiotahi52 Před 5 měsíci
If only Iran had purchased an entire floor of Trump Tower like the Saudis did...Cheap protection money in the end. Or loaned Donald or one of his spawn some money...
Darrell Petersen
Darrell Petersen Před 5 měsíci
you realize that Trump makes all americans look stupid, right??
Jaime G
Jaime G Před 5 měsíci
the humans should never look for another planet to live for what to destroy it like the way they did earth humans will never learn with there wars .
Jaime G
Jaime G Před 5 měsíci
i guess what ever are past wars many young men died there mothere's lost there love ones that is sad
Darrell Petersen
Darrell Petersen Před 5 měsíci
Another American attack, just to start another war, Americans stay home. Just like 9\11, Bush killed so many of you and you don't even mind????????
Jaime G
Jaime G Před 5 měsíci
war alway's the same shit lies after lies
Cosmonaute Curieux
Cosmonaute Curieux Před 5 měsíci
45 is colluding with the Saudis who are the most dangerous enemy to the USA besides Putin's Russia
Rabea ally
Rabea ally Před 5 měsíci
in the video , where he was with Bahrain crown prince , he said Bahrain has a lot of money 740billion , sadly the people there are very poor , why they hide this money?!?
Lavylee Workrobbmanins
Lavylee Workrobbmanins Před 5 měsíci
We're all going to die soon, regardless. U gonna die, I'm gonna die, Trump is gonna die, we're all gonna die soon. None of this isn't going to matter at the end of the day.
George Tsitsiani
George Tsitsiani Před 5 měsíci
Trump threw Assange under the bus - I am done with his bandwagon.
George Tsitsiani
George Tsitsiani Před 5 měsíci
On the money Stephen.
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